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chloebangbang:

epilepticsaints:

I don’t know how I’m ever expected to be normal again after watching this. this video is already lodging itself deep within my vocabulary as I type

Hey it looks like you reblogged “No rush, The bear videogame” slowdown! there no rush here. This is a cigarette, take it. Watch it again before you reblog it again

You are mentally ill, and that’s amazing

jvlianbashir:

i keep seeing think pieces about why later millennials and gen z aren’t drinking as much as previous generations and i definitely think there are a bunch of nuanced, overlapping reasons for why that is. but one that i don’t see explored often enough in these articles/threads is that at a lot of places, a simple cocktail will cost darn near as much as an entree

irl-loading-screens:

knxfesck:

the phrasing here is killing me

harpieisthecarpie:

cantpickyourgenre:

never give up on your dreams. Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau are dating. that’s not a dream come true for either of them or any of us, but it does prove that things you cannot even fathom of happen every single day. So, why not your hopes and dreams?

herssian:

“there is no way you’re not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it” what the FUCK are you talking about

selachiigoesbananas:

taoistyuri:

grandpajoebucket:

spiralfucker:

They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket

Cheer up charlie

wizardpotions:

This is how it feels to be new at your job

girldraki:

girldraki:

stimutax:

I’m legally required to post this every Halloween

cringedog:

cringedog:

I’m so pro abortion I feel insane hearing any other take on it

Even lefties I know will eventually concede to some situation where they think it’s right to force someone to carry a child against their will as if that’s not one of the most inhumane and cruel situations to put someone in regardless of any other factors

sexybritishllama:

the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s

liminalbeauty:

thelittlenoctua:

artphobos:

liminalbeauty:

Holy crap.

WELP, that ends my account.

Qobuz is the most ethical alternative to spotify and even tidal (tidal is just pandora radio in a different font; you can’t curate playlists, which i absolutely fucking hate, but you can curate playlists on qobuz, and the royalties they pay to their artists are far larger than spotify) that i’ve been able to find, thanks to this post on instagram by singer-songwriter laura burhenn. the post also lists other alternatives, including tidal, but qobuz is by far the best of the lot. they even have a free feature called soundiiz where you can transfer all of your playlists from spotify to qobuz!

Worth a reblog for this great info.